samspratt:

SAM SPRATT’S SPRING PORTRAIT CONTEST/CUSTOM PORTRAIT/SIGNED PRINT GIVEAWAY!

Spring is around the corner which means as thanks to you for following me here, as usual—I am giving TWO of you the chance to win a custom portrait made by me, custom-tailored to your heart’s desire. Free, no strings attached.  The rules are simple, but read them so you can win.

What You Get:

A Web-resolution (1100 pixel) custom portrait, tailored to your most bizarre of requests. You can get a very traditional portrait done or as outlandish as you can dream. Zombies, Hipsters, Pirates, Ninjas, Superheroes, Robots, etc. are all fair-game themes in which you can have yourself transmogrified in painted form.

ADDITIONALLY, I’ll be giving 3 runner-ups their choice of a 13”x19” signed velvet archival print. Choices are: Sherlock, Ron Swanson, and Inspector Spacetime.

How to Enter:

FACEBOOK: Simply comment on the following facebook post. You get an extra entry if you click the “share” button and post it to your wall. ( Sam Spratt - Facebook Contest )

TWITTER: Follow http://twitter.com/#!/SamSpratt and tweet the following phrase verbatim on twitter: 

“ Entering to win a custom portrait #painting from @samspratt’s portrait contest! https://www.facebook.com/sam.spratt ”  

This also counts as an entry.

TUMBLR: Just reblog/like this post!

How long this will last:

This contest will run until April 6th, 2012. 

You all are the best! Good luck and thanks again to all who follow my little slice of artwork on the web.

NOTE: You must be a follower or subscriber at the time of the win. 

Why all this? Well, you’ve gotta write a big check with quite a few zeros at the end of it to commission art from me—and call me crazy, but I firmly believe that in a perfect world, people *should* get to own art AND do things like “pay rent”, “eat food-like substances on occasion”, and maybe even “continue to live”. Two of you can do that, the rest of you… you’re screwed. Sincerely, <3 Sam 

leavethehall:

Skies of Hope by *angrymikko

whatthechell:

Another amazing Portal 2 Themed Bedroom!

sofapizza:

this will now either frolic in my dream or kill me in a nightmare.

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pretty much

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ayyybeeecici:

⊙︿⊙ dissapoint.

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youranonnews:

Judge William Adams beats daughter for using the internet (d0x below)

2004: Aransas County Court-At-Law Judge William Adams took a belt to his own teenage daughter as punishment for using the internet to acquiremusic and games that were unavailable for legal purchase at the time. She has had ataxic cerebral palsy from birth that led her to a passion for technology, which was strictly forbidden by her father’s backwards views. The judge’s wife was emotionally abused herself and was severely manipulated into assisting the beating and should not be blamed for any content in this video. The judge’s wife has since left the marriage due to the abuse, which continues to this day, and has sincerely apologized and repented for her part and for allowing such a thing, longbefore this video was even revealed to exist. Judge William Adams is not fit to be anywhere near the law system if he can’t even exercise fit judgement as a parent himself. Do not allow this man to ever be re-elected again. His “judgement” is a giant farce


William Adams
DOB: Feb 1960
Pic: http://www.aransascountytx.gov/courtatlaw/images/Judge_W_Adams.png

Home:
717 Magnolia Street Rockport, TX 78382
Market value: $150,100

1278 square foot, single family home. In the Aransas County Isd School District. The nearest schools are Little Bay Primary School, Rockport-Fulton Middle School and Rockport-Fulton Lrn Acad.
Phone: 

• Home: (361) 729-3452
• Cell phone: (361) 729-3452

Work:
Aransas County Sheriff’s Office: Sheriff William “Bill” Mills
301 N. Live Oak St.Rockport, TX 78382

 
Phone numbers:

• (361) 729-2222 
• (361) 790-0100
• (361) 790-0138

Work email: wadams@aransascounty.org
Fax: (361) 790-0164
Black fax: http://www.scenicreflections.com/files/Anonymous_Wallpaper_egbel.jpg
Office Hours: 8:00a.m. - 5:00 p.m.

How can YOU help this father of the year?

• Call him and let him know what a great job he’s doing. If you are too shy to tell him how great he is via the phone, you can always email him at work: wadams@aransascounty.org

• Order him his favorite pizza I heard he likes: Pizza Hut (361) 729-7270, Papa Johns (361) 643-0737 (361) 806-2540 (361) 937-2424, Panjo’s Pizza and Pasta (361) 729-1411, Europizza (361) 790-2443 and Dominos (361) 729-4700

• Send him free samples of lube from [1] , [2] , [3] , and [4] . He will be grateful seeing as he is newly single and the ladies will be lining up to date this fine man

• He is a humble christian man and may be too shy to start his own dating profile so feel free to start one for him [1] [2] [3]

• He also enjoys Chinese food especially from New China express (361) 854-3888, Hunan Express (361) 992-6666, Hua T’Ai Chinese Restaurant (361) 857-8788

• Be sure to Google “Judge William Adams beats daughter” over and over and click on all links of him beating his daughter to defend this man from trolls.

• Leave a comment on what an amazing judge William Adams is
• If all else fails, some good old gay hookers from Back Page should do the trick.

Links: http://www.scam.com/showthread.php?t=134231

awesomepeoplehangingouttogether:

Ty Burrell, Ted Danson, Aziz Ansari, Neil Patrick Harris, Ed Helms, and Jim Parsons. Photo by Dan Busta.

thewordhole:

anthonyking:

I’ve had a crush on this woman for a long time.

ELIZABETH WARREN FOR QUEEN OF AMERICA FOR ALL TIME. PUT HER IN CHARGE OF ALL THE THINGS.